Don't fuck with me

So I was trying to be nice and a good neighbour and all, seeing as the new-ish upstairs tenants complain about the noise from my alarm clock, and also find the racket caused by removing a plate from the kitchen cupboard at 0:30 AM unacceptable.

I posted a nice, friendly party notice on the front door several days in advance:


The upstairs nutters pushed the following passive-aggressive note under my door last night (ironically, this must have been after 2 AM):





This is it. The only way to make these people happy is to Not Have A Party Again, Ever. So fuck them.

I went out to the pharmacy this morning and bought a really nice set of earbuds and a small pack of Nytol:



I wrapped it really nicely in Xmas paper...



...and left it on the stairs with this ridiculous, completely over-the-top note:



I wonder if they'll take it serious. This is an intelligence test and all ;-)